Cute metal boy texted me just now to let me know he’s playing a bar near us on Halloween.
He’s performing covers of Misfits songs and it’s a costume party and he’s thinking of going as Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China.
In other words, I’m getting laid in a month.
NEVILLE: I think “wrestling” and “wrestler” used to be dirty words. That has turned around. We’re all here to say it’s not a dirty word. In fact, it’s a beautiful word.
ZAYN: We’re proud to be wrestlers.
NEVILLE: This is all we’ve ever wanted. And if you’re [on the main roster] and maybe you’re a little complacent — you’ve lost that fire — that’s fine, but just know that we’re going to be on your heels. We’re coming.
WWE.COM: Are there guys you can see taking your place in five years?
ZAYN: Absolutely, yeah. I think Adam Cole will be here eventually. I’m a big advocate of his. I’m a huge Kenny Omega fan. I’m a huge fan of a Japanese wrestler named Kota Ibushi. I asked [Itami] when he got here, “Who else do you think would be good for WWE from Japan?” And the first person he said was Ibushi. The Young Bucks. They have a family life and a good thing going, so I don’t know if now is the time for them, but they are phenomenal. Kyle O’Reilly maybe, eventually.
STEEN: Johnny Gargano. There are so many good guys.
LMAO OHHHH FUCK
As a running gag between the two characters, Caboose often confuses Donut’s name with other types of pastry.