somethingtoobrave:

kristinattack:

fastbloodfastblood:

thedailywhat:

Sleeping With Celebrities of the Day: Comedian Mark Malkoff — who’s done some pretty weird sh*t in his day — tries to save some cash while visiting Hollywood by attempting to convince a few celebrities (and a few “celebrities”) to let him crash on their couch (or, you know, treehouse).

[thanks mark!]

Mark Malkoff is a legend and wonderful human being.

Hey guys remember that time that I missed meeting Mark by like a month?

That sucked.

But sometimes he tweets me so it’s all good.

Met him very briefly.  He was a sweetie.

Mark is so fucking cool. He hung out with us for an hour before we saw Colbert. He’s the best. Had a total crush on him after.