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FACT: Pansexuals, don’t actually HAVE a skeleton. Their innards consist mainly of a rainbow-patterned gelatinous mass called pansicure that retains its shape for exactly 100 years. 

factsaboutqueers:

If a pansexual is punctured it results in a leak of the pansicure causing the pansexual to, for lack of a better word, deflate. Anything it touches is automatically “rave-ified.”

#oh my god

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