Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
-Conan O'Brien

I have no idea who made my sidebar gif, but I feel like it describes me well. Let me know if it was you.

"Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer."