As good as dicks.

I am Courtney Rose, based on the novel Push by Sapphire. You love me, you just don't know it yet. Say hello and let us start a love affair of epic and friendly proportions. In this blog you will find a woman with an unhealthy obsession with comedy, pro-wrestling and some assholes who play video games.
"You’re feminine as fuck, hard as fuck, and you've got the whole ‘i give no shits’ ideology of punk culture. like you paint your nails intricately in specific colours but don’t give a shit if it breaks from punching some arsehole." - SkippingIsMagnificent.

r-oosterteeth:

do you ever just watch so many Roosterteeth videos in one day you sort of sit there like

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another can’t hurt

coolxaminaxposts:

I have no words

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I just had an appt with a new dermatologist and the first thing she said to me was, “You have perfect fair skin. It’s gorgeous. I have people who pay me to try to help them look like you. Never go outside.” Lady, never go outside has been my motto for 25 years.

posted 1 year ago with 7 notes

I have been baking cupcakes and brownies since Raw began tonight. If the WWE ever needs a character who is a single girl in her twenties who loves watching sweaty men fight while she eats cake and does commentary, I think I have the job. 

posted 1 year ago with 6 notes
Totally deleting this in the morning but I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned my on/off sugar daddy/guy I occasionally date, but he just posted this picture and ughhhh. I need to get back on that. We have a date next week and ugh. He is so cute. He’s on the left obviously. Also he is a millionaire (legit) and wants to move to England to be a barrister/comedy writer. And yes, he always dresses like that. 

Totally deleting this in the morning but I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned my on/off sugar daddy/guy I occasionally date, but he just posted this picture and ughhhh. I need to get back on that. We have a date next week and ugh. He is so cute. He’s on the left obviously. Also he is a millionaire (legit) and wants to move to England to be a barrister/comedy writer. And yes, he always dresses like that. 

posted 1 year ago with 5 notes

My ex, who abused the fuck out of me, cheated on me, and basically turned me into a depressed, suicidal husk of a person just got engaged to the woman he cheated on me with.

I hate him so much. I hate her so much. I never want to see him again and I have worked for TWO YEARS to properly deal with this and put it behind me, but I still feel like crying for the next day and a half.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I am 10 times a better person now because of what I went through, simply because I not have the self-esteem and confidence to do anything I want, but it still feels so weird. 

I just changed my ringtone to Mr. Blue Sky and my wallpaper to Hiddleston.

I WILL NEVER BE SAD AGAIN. 

posted 1 year ago

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I traveled to two libraries today to find a book and was promptly asked twice if I wanted to sign up for the teen summer reading program. For the record, I turn 25 in 3 months. 

My life is best summed up by Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop.”

Here I go, here I go, here I go again 
Girls, what’s my weakness?

Men!