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I have been baking cupcakes and brownies since Raw began tonight. If the WWE ever needs a character who is a single girl in her twenties who loves watching sweaty men fight while she eats cake and does commentary, I think I have the job. 


posted 3 months ago






Totally deleting this in the morning but I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned my on/off sugar daddy/guy I occasionally date, but he just posted this picture and ughhhh. I need to get back on that. We have a date next week and ugh. He is so cute. He’s on the left obviously. Also he is a millionaire (legit) and wants to move to England to be a barrister/comedy writer. And yes, he always dresses like that. 

Totally deleting this in the morning but I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned my on/off sugar daddy/guy I occasionally date, but he just posted this picture and ughhhh. I need to get back on that. We have a date next week and ugh. He is so cute. He’s on the left obviously. Also he is a millionaire (legit) and wants to move to England to be a barrister/comedy writer. And yes, he always dresses like that. 


posted 5 months ago






My ex, who abused the fuck out of me, cheated on me, and basically turned me into a depressed, suicidal husk of a person just got engaged to the woman he cheated on me with.

I hate him so much. I hate her so much. I never want to see him again and I have worked for TWO YEARS to properly deal with this and put it behind me, but I still feel like crying for the next day and a half.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I am 10 times a better person now because of what I went through, simply because I not have the self-esteem and confidence to do anything I want, but it still feels so weird. 






I just changed my ringtone to Mr. Blue Sky and my wallpaper to Hiddleston.

I WILL NEVER BE SAD AGAIN. 











I traveled to two libraries today to find a book and was promptly asked twice if I wanted to sign up for the teen summer reading program. For the record, I turn 25 in 3 months. 






My life is best summed up by Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop.”

Here I go, here I go, here I go again 
Girls, what’s my weakness?

Men!






I thought since it’s a nice day I could take my adorable cruiser out for a bike ride. Instead I pedaled home with a fucking Westie chasing me and nipping at my shoelaces. I swear to god my life is becoming a stereotypical film more and more each day.






It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.






SIRIUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

SIRIUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW


posted 1 year ago