Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
-Conan O'Brien

I have no idea who made my sidebar gif, but I feel like it describes me well. Let me know if it was you.

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My new Colbert book is posing with my Jean-Ralphio Saperstein hair. 

I cried when I saw this. 

"So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear."

 

mayoremanuel:

huffingtonpost:

Arianna is on ‘The Colbert Report’ presenting him with this certificate, ‘Honorary Woman.’ Welcome to the club, Stephen. 

pH MYGAIAOD

alistair and ráhel’s top 23 cheoffrey moments

#19 - arguing in front of the class

jamieaiken919:

hummingbear:

mayoremanuel:

aginghipsterking:

GUYS. THE COVER ART IS OUT.

omg

Awesome thing to wake up to

GUYS GUYS GUYS
THIS IS AWESOME

For Fianna! 

Stephen Colbert’s best skit probably: The Prince Charles Scandal! 

Hero. 

Remember when Stephen was a Roman solider? Good times.