alistair and ráhel’s top 23 cheoffrey moments
#18 - a blowjob drawn from memory
alistair and ráhel’s top 23 cheoffrey moments
#19 - arguing in front of the class
“Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration. Now, hopefully with this book, I’m gonna dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with ‘em, don’t do it. Puts ‘em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no” and all they hear is ‘Who wants cake?’ Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.
- Strangers with Candy.
